greetings humans. my name is zebedee and i speak / well not exactly speak, but think, ponder, ideate, observe, pontificate / i speak in my mind even though all that comes out are farts, groans, gurgles and a low grade bark from time to time/ i have a lot to say, but have decided to write it down instead;;; see me? i;m cute... cute and soulful & i make little children and grown men smile--- in fact, people pass me on the street and smile widely from just looking at my big eyes and little corkscrew tail, i shimmy, i strut, i glide along the streets of brooklyn dodging broken glass, chicken bones, rat turds, lots of garbage, and scary cars that run red lights. technically i am a boston terrier but i call myself a brooklyn terrier... i weigh 17 pounds and love balls of all shapes and sizes. brooklyn is my home and it's a god-damned circus but its my home and i love it (and hate it) all at the same time/

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if you want to draw a picture of me, send it in, and i;ll put it up for the world to see!