June 2011 Archives:

do you think they will let me borrow this to cut a stubborn piece of paper that i have? my scissors broke.

advice for mondays.

Latest Must Have device - The Hand 2.0!

- newly washed, fingernails trimmed
- perfect for scratching the back of your head, when you can't come up with ideas
- new & improved for better pencil and pen gripping
- great for holding things and throwing balls!
- impeccable, sleek design for giving annoying people the finger
...and best of all, it's free!

THE MAGIC IN YOU!

Check out my new book. 32 pages celebrating the creative soul inside us all.

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YOU ARE HERE.

for only 25 cents, your sweet little kid can get a nice toy to play with on a hot summer day!

bubblegum, disney creatures, and MACHINE GUNS? what the F is wrong with the world?

who said new yorkers aren't generous?

here's a free fork that's been sitting in a sea of street grime & dust & complete gritty slime for about 2 weeks... any takers?

my sentiments, exactly

spaceships

CINCO

if you think something, make something

And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave, O'er the land of the free and our scrappy kitchen in Brooklyn.

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